mamamura:

of course i want kids. what? children? no no you misunderstand. i mean baby goats. why the hell would i want baby human beings? thats gross.

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derpydaymare:

BACK IN MY DAY WHEN YOU KNOCKED OUT A LEGENDARY THE GAME WENT “WELL THAT’S IT KID HOPE YOU SAVED BECAUSE YOU FUCKING SUCK”
WHAT IS THIS “It wants you to try again” BULLSHIT.
FUcking scrubs playing pokemon these days.

derpydaymare:

BACK IN MY DAY WHEN YOU KNOCKED OUT A LEGENDARY THE GAME WENT “WELL THAT’S IT KID HOPE YOU SAVED BECAUSE YOU FUCKING SUCK”

WHAT IS THIS “It wants you to try again” BULLSHIT.

FUcking scrubs playing pokemon these days.

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lameborghini:

i think what pisses me off more than anything else is the little spot the windshield wipers miss when it’s raining

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warm-lips-and-cold-hearts:

rancidinsomnia:

loveit-dreamit-liveitx:

because pitbulls are so terrible right?….

hes so satisfied with himself that little butt

Mother of 3 pit bulls and I can confirm that they’re the biggest softies ever

(Source: laughingzone)

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applecellist:

Insane people get angry about a Coke ad in which the American national anthem is sung in different languages. Apparently you’re only allowed to be American if you speak English.
Link to the ad if you haven’t seen it.

that last panel made it for me

(Source: sandandglass)

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